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7 Amazing Sex Positions, Illustrated by Peeps
April 19, 2014 11 AM Emma Barker
Peeps, it turns out, are not the sweet, innocent candy we always thought they were. We caught our Peeps in all sorts of compromising positions.
1. Peep 69A highly effective position if you only have faces.
2. Peep doggy styleStep 1: Figure out where the front of the Peep and the back of the Peep are. Step 2: Get it on.
3. Peep scissoringBelieve it or not, scissoring is possible without legs.
4. Peep double penetrationPeeps don't let lack of sexual organs hold them back from getting kinky, so what's your excuse?
5. Peep reverse cowgirlGreat if you have an extra pair of legs lying around!
6. Peep analSure, it looks like it's just two amorphous blobs sitting next to each other...
7. Peep oralIf you are a Peep, Cosmo endorses oral sex as basically the only position you are capable of. If you're not, go wild with all your sexy parts this weekend.
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