Thursday, 17 November 2016

My Wife DOES NOT WORK !!!

Conversation between a Husband (H) and a Psychologist (P):

๐Ÿ”ธP : What do you do for a living Mr. Bandy?
๐Ÿ”นH : I work as an Accountant in a Bank.

๐Ÿ”ธP : Your Wife ?
๐Ÿ”นH : She doesn't work. She's a Housewife only.

๐Ÿ”ธP : Who makes breakfast for your family in the morning?
๐Ÿ”นH : My Wife, because she doesn't work.

๐Ÿ”ธP : At what time does your wife wake up for making breakfast?
๐Ÿ”นH : She wakes up at around 5 am because she cleans the house first before making breakfast.

๐Ÿ”ธP : How do your kids go to school?
๐Ÿ”นH : My wife takes them to school, because she doesn't work.

๐Ÿ”ธP : After taking your kids to school, what does she do?
๐Ÿ”นH : She goes to the market, then goes back home for cooking and laundry. You know, she doesn't work.

๐Ÿ”ธP : In the evening, after you go back home from office, what do you do?
๐Ÿ”นH : Take rest, because i'm tired after work.

๐Ÿ”ธP : What does your wife do then?
๐Ÿ”นH : She prepares meals, serves our kids, prepares meals for me and cleans the dishes, cleans the house then takes the kids to bed.


๐Ÿ”ฑThe daily routines of your wives commence from early morning to late night. That is called 'DOESN'T WORK'??!!

๐ŸŽ‹Being Housewives do not need Certificate of Study but their ROLE is very important!

๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’Appreciate your wives. Because their sacrifices are uncountable. This should be a reminder and reflection for all of us to understand and appreciate each others roles.
๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน๐ŸŒน
Some one asked her.......
                                                              Are you a working woman or a housewife ??
She replied : Yes I am a full time
working house-wife.
I work 24 hours a day.....
I'm a "mum",
I'm a wife,
I'm a daughter,
I'm a daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a waiter,
I'm a nanny,
I'm a nurse,
I'm a handyman,
I'm a Security officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a comforter,
I don't get holidays,
I don't get sick leave,
I don't get day off......
I work through day and night.....
I'm on call......
all hours and get paid with a
sentence.....
"what do you do all day"

Dedicated to all women๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜Š
๐Ÿ‘Œ๐ŸƒWoman is like salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things tasteless !!๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘

Pass it to all the lovely ladies.....your Mother. .....your Wife......your daughter ...your sister.....your friend.... your girlfriend.....INCLUDING ALL MEN๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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